Holy crap, holy crap! I'm blogging!

For far too long I have considered starting a blog.  As an avid reader of humor blogs/sites and someone who tries too hard to entertain others, I have many times thought, "This observation should be on the Internet" as I adventured through my day.

Well, the age of inaction and half-assery are over; welcome to my cyber brain dump!  Given my varied interests, pastimes, and bouts of tyrannical road rage, I imagine this blog to be a catch-all scrapbook of stories (my adolescence has blessed me with deliciously awkward tales; did you know I once paid my sister to teach me how to be cool and she pitifully refunded my money after 20 minutes?), sardonic gripes, moments of thankfulness, and the occasional pee pee joke or two.

Please stick around, I trust there will be something here for everyone.  Also, I have been trying to think of a nice ending joke for about 10 minutes and am too nervous to come up with anything.  Instead I'm going to wish you well, ask you to return soon, and comfort-eat baked potato salad and fried chicken wings.

Thanks, friends!